Just another day at the office…

Just another day at the office…

Birth announcement for our new munchkin.

Birth announcement for our new munchkin.

Lest there be any doubt Los Angeles is a cesspool of deviant vice, even its municipal children’s merry-go-rounds celebrate swarthy angel-molesters!

Lest there be any doubt Los Angeles is a cesspool of deviant vice, even its municipal children’s merry-go-rounds celebrate swarthy angel-molesters!

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Back when I was single, this was the lynchpin track on my Soundtrack For SeductionTM…

Just procured this heart-warming painting from the amazing Nikki Nash.

Just procured this heart-warming painting from the amazing Nikki Nash.

LA Parenting Lesson #439: To ensure your child’s private birthday party isn’t PURE SHIT, simply rent a bounce house with more square footage than a Guatemalan airport terminal.

LA Parenting Lesson #439: To ensure your child’s private birthday party isn’t PURE SHIT, simply rent a bounce house with more square footage than a Guatemalan airport terminal.

The office supplies closet @ my gig can be interesting…

The office supplies closet @ my gig can be interesting…

Loves me a cantankerously tuberculitic wheeze.

Inherent Childhood Sadism Exhibit 2,644,834

Inherent Childhood Sadism Exhibit 2,644,834

Lest ye doubt the perils of 8 consecutive hours of thumb-sucking!

Lest ye doubt the perils of 8 consecutive hours of thumb-sucking!