Something tells me that my kids’ “giraffe driving a strawberry car” plushy might not be a Santorum-approved toy.

[By Cosmo Sarson]

Just another day at the office…

Lest there be any doubt Los Angeles is a cesspool of deviant vice, even its municipal children’s merry-go-rounds celebrate swarthy angel-molesters!

Just procured this heart-warming painting from the amazing Nikki Nash.

LA Parenting Lesson #439: To ensure your child’s private birthday party isn’t PURE SHIT, simply rent a bounce house with more square footage than a Guatemalan airport terminal.

The office supplies closet @ my gig can be interesting…

Inherent Childhood Sadism Exhibit 2,644,834

Still unpacking from the move, I came across my 1982 6th Grade autobiography. A page-turner it’s not, but it explains a lot…