Inherent Childhood Sadism Exhibit 2,644,834

Lest ye doubt the perils of 8 consecutive hours of thumb-sucking!

teamcoco:

staff:

We told Conan we’d plug his blog if he mentioned Tumblr on camera.

He called our bluff.

All that positive reinforcement from mom and dad can’t hold a candle to this kind of validation.

Still unpacking from the move, I came across my 1982 6th Grade autobiography. A page-turner it’s not, but it explains a lot…

Spotted today just off Sunset Boulevard, embedded in the sidewalk immediately in front of a *church*.

(via cocksandcowboys, dirtyexam-deactivated20100603-d)

it puts the soup broth on its skin or else it gets the jets again…