Hi. I’m a mega-nerd who specializes in producing allegedly entertaining digital media. I grew up in Vermont. Then I lived in New York City for forever. Now I live in Los Angeles - land of plentiful tacos.Tumblr (3.0; @johnwooden)http://johnwooden.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tccj8HDi1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Something tells me that my kids’ “giraffe driving a strawberry car” plushy might not be a Santorum-approved toy.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/20298102855http://johnwooden.com/post/20298102855Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:21:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzglcd0YhZ1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[By <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/53252131@N07/5447248733/in/set-72157625929467353">Cosmo Sarson</a>]</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/17681545805http://johnwooden.com/post/17681545805Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:00:13 -0800Jebus<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwitjae9DF1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just another day at the office…</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/14525100740http://johnwooden.com/post/14525100740Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:11:34 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lum6692gPf1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Birth announcement for our new munchkin.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/12749570936http://johnwooden.com/post/12749570936Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:30:09 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn4jJ5wO1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lest there be any doubt Los Angeles is a cesspool of deviant vice, even its municipal children’s merry-go-rounds celebrate swarthy angel-molesters!</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/8543905887http://johnwooden.com/post/8543905887Fri, 05 Aug 2011 21:00:19 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/7074715681/tumblr_lnlc70d7LA1qdqsb4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Back when I was single, this was the lynchpin track on my Soundtrack For Seduction^{<font size="-1">TM</font>}…</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/7074715681http://johnwooden.com/post/7074715681Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:47:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6aetzxZf1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just procured this heart-warming painting from the amazing <a href="http://www.nikkinash.com">Nikki Nash</a>.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/4904392141http://johnwooden.com/post/4904392141Sun, 24 Apr 2011 13:04:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk69znkWd51qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LA Parenting Lesson #439: To ensure your child’s private birthday party isn’t PURE SHIT, simply rent a bounce house with more square footage than a Guatemalan airport terminal.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/4904139365http://johnwooden.com/post/4904139365Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:54:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livn7czWhZ1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The office supplies closet @ my gig can be interesting…</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/4209825790http://johnwooden.com/post/4209825790Wed, 30 Mar 2011 08:33:11 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/POun8OLuIBc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Loves me a cantankerously tuberculitic wheeze.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/2687847746http://johnwooden.com/post/2687847746Mon, 10 Jan 2011 12:51:40 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc971f9TwK1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inherent Childhood Sadism Exhibit 2,644,834</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1640561431http://johnwooden.com/post/1640561431Sun, 21 Nov 2010 13:15:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbta4keCJH1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lest ye doubt the perils of 8 consecutive hours of thumb-sucking!</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1559661895http://johnwooden.com/post/1559661895Fri, 12 Nov 2010 23:00:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbjrpgAkrl1qdqyxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://teamcoco.tumblr.com/post/1512811192/behold-the-conanpalewhale-for-ginormo" class="tumblr_blog">teamcoco</a>:</p> Behold - the #ConanPaleWhale!  For ginormo wallpaper-sized versions, hit <a href="http://bit.ly/deGifO"><a href="http://bit.ly/deGifO">http://bit.ly/deGifO</a></a>http://johnwooden.com/post/1514079192http://johnwooden.com/post/1514079192Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:46:32 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbbol7pJOn1qz8q0ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/1476163907/teamcoco" class="tumblr_blog">staff</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We told Conan we’d plug his blog if he mentioned Tumblr on camera.</p> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/coco">He called our bluff.</a></p></blockquote>http://johnwooden.com/post/1480558333http://johnwooden.com/post/1480558333Thu, 04 Nov 2010 10:35:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lat7pjW3HK1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All that positive reinforcement from mom and dad can’t hold a candle to this kind of validation.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1391685240http://johnwooden.com/post/1391685240Sun, 24 Oct 2010 12:34:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la27rc4Nku1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Still unpacking from the move, I came across my 1982 6th Grade autobiography. A page-turner it’s not, but it explains a lot…</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1281483342http://johnwooden.com/post/1281483342Sat, 09 Oct 2010 22:40:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yx430JBx1qdqsb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted today just off Sunset Boulevard, embedded in the sidewalk immediately in front of a *church*.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1146335836http://johnwooden.com/post/1146335836Sat, 18 Sep 2010 17:24:03 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzsh8kkcbv1qzqhllo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://cocksandcowboys.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">cocksandcowboys</a>, <a href="http://dirtyexam-deactivated20100603-d.tumblr.com/post/470231076" class="tumblr_blog">dirtyexam-deactivated20100603-d</a>)</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1119890180http://johnwooden.com/post/1119890180Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:33:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8dzhvVaLP1qch126o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>it puts the soup broth on its skin or else it gets the jets again…</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1113869447http://johnwooden.com/post/1113869447Sun, 12 Sep 2010 22:21:12 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7GMHl7bmlzw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Yoko’s actually doing a cover here. Of me - every night while I watch <i>On The Record With Greta Van Susteren</i>.</p>http://johnwooden.com/post/1112045675http://johnwooden.com/post/1112045675Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:06:58 -0700