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Greetings!
I’m John Allen Wooden – a writer and creative producer based in Los Angeles. This li’l website contains a sampling of my sundry shenanigans.
After a decade of strict abstinence from feeding the Interweb beast, I've fallen off the wagon and launched EPOSTASY – my digital soapbox for merrily dissecting our hilariously diseased screen-based culture. Subscribe for a bubbling stew of barbecued sacred cow and whatever else is floating my ADHD boat.
Hardcover & Paperback, 54 pp.
My parody picture book about kids, social media, screens, and the bottomless hunger for digital attention is back in print! The 2025 second edition features all-new illustrations by moi and kicks off my "Screen Time Tales" series.
Bravo! Brilliantly conveys the dark side of social media to young readers.
Dr. Nicholas Kardaras, Author of Glow Kids
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