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JOHN A. WOODEN

360° Creative Producer™

HOLIDAY HORRORS

My family's weirdo holiday tradition since 2007 has been to churn out preposterous movie parody Christmas cards – mostly monster and horror-flavored. Some on our Xmas list who came later to the party have requested the whole series be posted online, so here they be...

MAD XMAS: FESTIVE ROAD

MANGER THINGS - Wooden Family 2023 Holiday Card

SPAWN OF SANTA Holiday Card

PSYCHO-HO-HO! Christmas Horror Card

ALIEN YULETIDE: ALIENS movie horror Christmas card.

THE EXMASCIST - Horror Christmas card parody of "The Exorcist".

Horror Christmas card parody of "The Shining".

Planet of the Elves - Horror Christmas card parody of "Planet of the Apes".

T-REXMAS - Dinosaur horror Christmas card quasi-parody of Jurassic World.

REINDEER RAMPAGE - Festive horrors of the arctic tundra: half-human, half-caribou mutants unharnessed!

American Holiday Story: The Wrapture - Elves Revolt, and Boxing Day Gets Real! Horror Christmas card parody of "American Horror Story".

Oh Little Town of DEATHLEHEM - Zombie movie horror parody Christmas Card

They Came From The North Pole! Yeti, Set, Woe. Abominable snow men movie horror parody Christmas Card

Invasion of the Saucer Santas! Alien flying saucer invasion movie horror parody Christmas Card

Choo-Choo To Hell! Retro horror movie parody Christmas card

A Witchmas Carol - Filmed in Hocus Focus! Horror Christmas card parody of "A Christmas Carol".

YULEZILLA 3-D! Horror Christmas card parody of "Godzilla".

ATTACK OF THE MEGA-ELF! Retro monster kaiju movie parody Christmas Card

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