You may have heard of legendary UCLA basketball coach John Wooden and his much-revered “Pyramid of Success”. Alas, you’ve reached the “Trapezoid of Mediocrity” John Wooden instead. At some point in the future, this anti-motivational infographic will serve as the foundation for my best-selling self-mollification book and "lifestyle brand" (a.k.a. death cult) dedicated to realizing a fulfilling new life of acquiescence, limbo & inertia! Stay tuned...